Funny Sayings Ronald Reagan
Funny Sayings Ronald Reagan. I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress.
-- Ronald Reagan
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his. (During 1980 presidential campaign)
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Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidise it.
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Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.
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A Hippie is someone who walks like Tarzan, looks like Jane and smells like Cheetah. (Second book of Insults, 1981, ed. Nancy McPhee)[ Funny Insults Quotes]
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You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by the way he eats jelly beans.
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Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
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I've talked to you on a number of occasions about the economic problems our nation faces, and I am prepared to tell you it's in a hell of a mess—we're not connected to the press room yet, are we?
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The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would steal them a
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