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Cats are cute, the mirror so the lion
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Funny Sayings Ronald Reagan.I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress. -- Ronald Reagan
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his. (During 1980 presidential campaign) [ Funny Political Quotes] Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidise it. [ Funny Government Quotes] [ Funny Economics Quotes] *** Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. [ Funny Political Quotes]
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A Hippie is someone who walks like Tarzan, looks like Jane and smells like Cheetah. (Second book of Insults, 1981, ed. Nancy McPhee) [ Funny Insults Quotes] *** You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by the way he eats jelly beans. [ Funny Character Quotes] *** Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. [ Funny Political Quotes] *** I've talked to you on a number of occasions about the economic problems our nation faces, and I am prepared to tell you it's in a hell of a mess—we're not connected to the press room yet, are we? [ Funny Government Quotes] [ Funny Economics Quotes] *** The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would steal them a
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Managers in The Healing Heart Attack. The manager of a large corporation got a heart attack, and doctors told him to go for a few weeks to a farm to relax. The man went to a farm, and after several days he was very bored, so he asked the farmer to give him some job to do.
Farmers told him to clean the cow manure. The farmer thought that to someone who came from the city, with all of his life that just sit in the office, he will need more than a week to finish the job, but he was surprised because the manager had completed the job in less than a day.
The next day the farmer gave the manager a more difficult job: to cut 500 heads of chicken. Farmers believe that the manager will not be able to do the job, but in the afternoon turned out to work has been completed.
The next morning, because most of the work in the fields have been completed, the farmer asked the manager to divide a bag of potatoes in two boxes: one box with small potatoes, and one box with big potatoes.
In the afternoon the farmer saw that the manager was sitting in front of the basket of potatoes, but two baskets were empty. The farmer asked the manager:
"How can you solve a difficult job on the first day, and now you can not do a simple job like this?"
The manager replied: "Listen, all my life I used to 'cut the head' and dealing with the 'dirt' in the office, but now you're asking me to make a decision.
